thefranticspriter:

got my gen 4 remakes at claires

an-apocalypse-of-magpies:

thechickenmagnet:

rasec-wizzlbang:

clittyslickers:

i’m dog sitting for rich lesbians

what breed of dog is that

titzu

I’m howling that this hasn’t been flagged yet

jewishusnavi:

thexfiles:

reblog this and tag a man who gets pegged

This response winded me like a kick to the head

polliewog:

frozen-nips:

trashboat:

pemsylvania:

i just tried to take a mint like a fucking ibuprofen

you snorted a mint?

magedoc:

genderists:

there’s a chinese exchange student in my composition class and we were being presented something about how you can use brackets to signify translation and there was chinese text on the screen and the prof said to him “what does that say?” and he deadpanned “i can’t speak chinese” and everyone sat there in dumbfounded silence and then the presenter clicked to show that the text literally said “i can’t speak chinese” with the most shit-eating grin on his face

Chaotic Neutral

kidzbopmallcop:

kidzbopmallcop:

I’ve gotten a few comments and have taken them under consideration.

rideonmidnightcowgirl:

I just gotta say…I’ve had enough of “empowered” women I miss the genre of like artsy weirdo girls in books marketed at 8 year olds like Olivia the pig or clarice bean just girls that were an outright nuisance but had panache. Where are those

frogbong:

frogbong:

hm. wish i was a rat living in a sewer.

stickynutjuice:

im not like your boyfriend ⛹️🙅🏻‍♂️ i know how to dress 😜🤫

hollyblueagate:

there’s two genders. teeth and no teeth

zonerbonerz:

zonerbonerz:

Just finished a session with some first time D&D players and this is the description sheet for a player’s human bard who casts spells by giving informational speeches

raw chaotic neutral

towerofglass:

towerofglass:

i’m so glad i grew bored of 4chan in the mid-2000s.

Thanks for the overwhelming support ladies.